A Pair of (Goof) Balls, Part Two

Another Batch, For Your Amusement

Left to our own devices, the Cordrays will most certainly goof off. Are there really any words needed? Ok, if you must have them, here goes.

If you got up this morning and put your hair on sideways, you can relate. Bedhead's the thing we all dread. Why fight it? My only hair styling tool is a spritz of water. It usually works, but there is always the hat, if not. Look at that! Free beauty advice. 😀

To have fun, try on aaaaalll the hats. Don’t buy any because you own ten and wear two. But try them on anyway, so you can pretend to be auditioning for the Carol Burnett Show. I think that last one might actually be my mother.

Wake up looking like Superman and embrace the day, whatever it brings. This man does, at least in my eyes. Go get ‘em, Tiger! If it all goes badly, you can just pretend to be someone else.

When you get the chance, travel to another world. It’s ok if that world is the Moonpie General Store and Bakery, or the Armstrong Air & Space Museum.

Share a little nibble with a friend, especially when it is New Year’s Day blackeyed peas cooked in the 12 volt crock pot while rolling down the highway. There is plenty of joy in freedom-cooked meals. Mine that joy, even if it means eating it by the bowlful. Miss Liberty was a lucky pup well before she got her share!

Stick your heads in the holes. Instant laughter.

Always steer your own bison. Better have ‘em under control if they are gonna follow you around the country.

Don't worry if someone doesn't like your shirt because your she-shelf has eyes. The world will always need a Marshmallow Queen, and I will always be one. If a little sangria leads to a hot marshmallow stick chin-burn, don’t worry a bit about it. The desert wind will sand it off, or the desert sun will fade it. Truth. 🎯 That’s today’s bonus beauty tip.

My advice for this fine Saturday (or Sunday) morning is this. TODAY is the day you must unearth that giggle you have been suppressing and let it fly! Here I offer a small sample of levity, but the quest is now yours. Let there be islands of laughter in your day-to-day paddle. I promise you, the journey will flow much more smoothly.

Until next time,

Brenda Cordray

“The Desert Rose”

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